Listen Boris it's a disgrace,
And it isn't a bloody race.
To get jabs in arms,
Just takes Northern charms,
Posh lads need to pick up the pace!
Only in good old Blighty could this happen. We are so efficient in the North West with our vaccine roll-out to our elderly and vulnerable that Boris & Co are redirecting supplies of the vaccine away from us down South so they can catch up. Unbelievable.